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I like it, except Agent Johnson was in junior high while Agent Johnson was in Saigon.

How do film executives continually fail to understand the appeal of Die Hard?

I’m not sure they’re cut out to host a gameshow where nothing is made up and the points do matter.

TBF, “you’re not as good at hosting Jeopardy! as Alex Trebek” is probably one of the least insulting verbiages a fellow human being could lob at me.

I just love how Vin Diesel threw out the word “Felliniesque” as if that descriptor has any bearing on the Fast and the Furious movies (which I happen to love). What does that even mean? It’s like words no longer have definitions. Anyway, I find the whole situation Kafkaesque. 

At least there won’t be any hair-pulling.

“Coming this summer: Fast & Fellini. Not starring Dwayne Johnson.”

I’m super excited to half-watch this hungover on TBS in three years. 

Comparing Week 1 numbers for Space Jam to Week 2 numbers of Black Widow is a bit ridiculous. Of course streaming numbers would drop. The people most likely to pay to stream would do so the first weekend, and they don’t have to pay again to watch it again. The week-to-week drop in the theater isn’t surprising, either.

“Where are my testicles, David?

The very last episode was fine, but the two or three seasons leading up to that, oof. 

You’ve got eternity to celebrate your eternal bond, you have like 5 minutes of your life with Jeff Goldblum tops, come on Dougie Downer.

It’s Jeff Goldblum on your wedding day

That’s the beauty of the What If concept. You can cast whoever you want. What If Odin sounded like Gilbert Gottfried?

Well... I’d rather have six tight episodes than rambling messes like the Netflix Marvel shows.

Oh, it’s this pointless argument again.

They are from alternate timelines -- the “Sacred Timeline” isn’t literally one timeline, it’s the whole multiverse interacting and spawning new timelines, only some of which meet with TVA approval as they prune any that don’t conform to their preferred script.  So, for instance, Loki has to always be a villain (up to

Why? I heard his ancestors had great taste!!!

Jeff Cohen didn’t take it for granted, either. He was our student body president when I was at Cal

I’ve heard nothing but good stories about Donner. I just hope that all the good things he’s done for other people to help them along over there years like this instilled in them the same kindness. The world can use a bit more of that and Hollywood especially.