Hey you know what I need when I’m supposed to be working but I’m really goofing off on the internet?  It’s definitely “WELCOME TO ANTIQUE SHITSHOW” at top volume.  

“Timing is everything.” —Rex Ryan

Must be visiting BYU

What is going on with the wife situation here? Are the two wives getting together to collaborate on cracker supplies?  Are they road-tripping together?  Will the video be available as a subscription?

I’d like to take this time to offer my condolences on the fact that you can no longer drink.

Now I remember where I knew her from

“Sounds like luxury to me!”

“A soggy cardboard box is a good meal.”

“You sayin’ there’s a room available?”  - J. Tomsula

Yeah, Belichick lives rent-free inside Adam Gase's head, but Adam Gase's head is a soggy cardboard box under a train trestle.

“WELCOME TO ANTIQUE SHITSHOW” - John Elway’s scouts when they present him a list of qbs to choose from every off season

WHY ARE “RECENT VIDEOS FROM DEADSPIN” AUTO-PLAYING. MAKE IT STOP. I AM SO FUCKING DONE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST QUIT RUINING DEADSPIN.

“Next time I get the chance I will jam it in there,” - Phillip Rivers

Luckily for both Martindale and Peters, neither had to eat any crow

Anyone who did proper scouting on Lamar knew his limp-wristed throwing style was going to translate to the NFL.

And to think that he could have been drafted by the Redskins and already be out of the league as a result. 

they better flex that shit on Sunday Night Football

That’s the sort of sequence that would shake Dalton to his soul if, well, you know....

Three ;)

Let’s not forget the LA Chargers.

Only two franchises are capable of such horseshit.