Cousins is a mirage. He’s Steve DeBerg; he’s just good enough to get you beat. Every once in a while (usually around mid-October to mid-November) he’ll play completely fucking bonkers ass football that will have you believing he’s a franchise savior, and then right in the thick of the playoff hunt in December he’ll…

Look at fancy city boy here with his sky rises and “balconies”. Back in my day we were lucky to have a porch on the first floor. My pappy’s porch was in the basement, and we were happy to have it.

your class

Thanks Mrs. Cousins.

— only you never wanted any Farewell Tour.

Eli Manning is the second highest earning NFL player ever, one spot behind his brother. I have a hard time fully processing that fact.

the 90-yarder is the best because Williams had the safety lined up per usual 20 yards back and Odell still ran by him like the safety was Gregg and Odell was a head coaching job

The Jets Seem Like They’re About Done With Trumaine Johnson The Season

When a baseball moves on the ground in such a way that it seems to swerve past a defender closing in on it, the terminology is that the batter put “a little English on it.” But the way that Twins second baseman Luis Arraez hit this ball towards White Sox third baseman Yoán Moncada, it would probably be best described…

I think I’ll take a defense that stuggles in the 1st quarter and then settles in. Which, other than garbage time, is what the team has done for two straight weeks. (They allowed two TDs after getting out to a 37-13 lead last week.) I’m wary but hopeful.

I’m a fan and I absolutely feel what you’re saying. That said, last year, players literally did not where they were supposed to stand in a late season game (a mostly injured Eric Berry was on the field positioning them).  They seem to know where they were going for the last two weeks, so there’s that.

Damn. And here I thought AB melting the Raiders over the course of 2 weeks was impressive. Well done

I mean, I get it. When you get to watch Nick Foles  in your locker room, it’s hard to to think that your backup quarterback is going to measure up. 

“A real winner wears 7-9 shirts.”

On a totally unrelated note, I get searing pain in my jaw anytime I drink cold liquid. So weird!

And then... there was the other game.

That game last night is the reason we watch football.

Wouldn’t have been the first time I’ve had a night ruined by a 15-second boner.

Who downloads these weird, crappy apps in the first place?

Just once I’d like to see an honest Hollywood press release. One that says something like “we have no clue what we’re doing, but it doesn’t help that you people are all fickle assholes with inexplicable tastes.”