Sunday in the Park with George. What a terrific, fucked up box office bomb that could be.

Please. PLEEEASE….

I had been iffy on Steenburgen as a villain until this episode. I mean, she's like the loveliest, nicest woman ever who I want to be my mom. But damn was she menacing here.

Can you construct a timeline that implicates him? Jay supposedly was there, and yet all of the options he gave have been debunked.

She was open to the idea.

Chocolate? Chocolate?!! CHOCOLATE!!! CHOCOLATE!!!! CHOCOLATE!!!! CHOCLOLATE!!!!!!!!!!!!CHOOOOOO……

I don't get it. Are you referring to your asshole?

I have such a crush on Ilana. I feel like I'm in middle school again.

When that scene hit, I started laughing so hard that I immediately had to text my girlfriend that she was missing out on the best thing on TV this year.

Wow, no shit. The previews for this looked like an atrocious cash cow in the making. I can't believe I actually wanna go see this now.

I'm always fascinated by that contradiction. If a child dies, it's because God thought they were special and knew it was their time. If they're saved from death, it's because they were special and God decided it wasn't their time.

I think the goal is that people won't even know that it's bad. You're not supposed to watch pornography or talk to other couples about your "private lives." As long as everyone thinks it's normal, they'll follow the rules.

Check out the writer Matt Walsh from The Blaze. His stuff is unintelligent and infuriating, yet I follow his every article because I'm utterly fascinated by a 20-something in 2015 who writes articles promoting this sort of puritanical nonsense (he wrote a whole article today about how birth control is "poison").…

Just Wikipedia'd it to remember The Girl Next Door. That poor guy.

Put Timothy Olyphant in movies in general. The only movie I can remember him being in is Dreamcatcher and I need to get that out of my head.

Seriously, do you remember his entrance into the show, scaring the hell out of Winona after breaking into her house? Yeah, that man is fantastic.

I just want to say that I didn't realize I wanted to see Jere Burns in a man thong until I saw this episode.

I've noticed this guy does this a lot. It's like, at least log out first and put it as a guest vote so nobody notices like the rest of us. Amirite?

I feel like there was a transition period for me, probably around the time I first read Shakespeare in high school, when I realized that old books can still be highly readable. You just have to break people in, I guess.

I finally got around to watching The Americans pilot last night after all the hype I've been hearing about it. God damn it, I will probably be caught up by next week. I totally don't have time for this right now, but it's so good.