I agree with 2 of them....

wait, hold on.. I got something in my eye. BRB.

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Also, this thing kicks netipot's ass. You squeeze it and it literally jets water through the sinus cavity under pressure. Try it and you'll never go back to gravity feed.

I would be way more impressed if you puked up a whole potato..

This will come in handy in about 10 hours...

oh fuck yes, friend.

Loooong. But well, WELL worth the read. The COTD is strong with this one...

That was Ross Perot's appeal as well. Holy shit! Somebody that can run a company, balance a budget and cut fat? Nah. Fuck that. Let's get a career politician in there, or worse yet, someone with ZERO experience. Like a community organizer.

I'm deliberating if a brake stand is a legit burnout... It seems like an assisted pull-up to me... I mean, yeah, you did the pull-up, but did you really? reeeaaaly? Okay, you did....

and this, which you just reminded me of...

and this, which you just reminded me of...

He's certainly more qualified than the current racketeer in chief. Anyone who doesn't know how to, or has never made payroll, should GTFO. He's got the crooked back-room dealing nailed though.

HOORAY! Bring back the batshit babes! (she'll clean up real purdy)

He should run for president... He's qualified.

You could make a bunch of shortcuts and line them up too.

Hell yes! Next on the list: SYPHILIS!

if you're on firefox, try ctrl+F5