Id take the Pantera in a heartbeat. Hands down, no question. Italian lines, American muscle. What's not to love. Hopefully Shelby doesn't try to sue them retroactively for putting American iron in a European body. (there's an innuendo in here somewhere, i just know it)

I concur....

looks like this is where........

He should have his license revoked for going that slow....

This mutherfucker needs the Jalopnik Medal of Honor. You sir, are a Jalop among Jalops.... I for one would like to award you the "Golden Connecting Rod" award....

damn... I kinda want a bmx bike again. a 26". Specifically, the 26" OM Flyer re-release.

To call the interior a disaster is being unnecessarily generous. The interior is atrocity. It looks like a smoothed out Fiero interior.

80's BMX movies FTW.

the only word you got wrong is "for". The taxpayers will never, ever see a dime of this money. Ever. And let's not forget, it's the taxpayers that funded the bailout.

Riiiiight......

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With cabbage? Man, I haven't had a good káposztás tészta or rakott kel in a LONG time... Damn. I'm hungry now...

Seen it probably 30 times...

I wouldn't hire Alan Alda to play Alan Alda...

OH SHIT!!!! Just remembered, PHAETON!

Prowler...

Oh no you di'int! This will flop without Statham, even though he's too expensive for TV.

Sounds right up Mengele's alley...

The "then" part is pretty accurate, the "now" part, not so much...

1. bail out GM