Sometimes that hog looks right at ya. Right into your eyes. And the thing about a hog is he’s got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll’s eyes. When he comes at ya, he doesn’t even seem to be livin’… ’til he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then… ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched…

Turns out the true gold was... FRIENDSHIP.

(Opens arms for group hug.)

My theater was playing “Rocket Man” next door. :/

That kid is gonna turn out REALLY interesting, or REALLY messed up,

You seriously need to pitch this to Dreamworks or someone.

PFFFFT. Nah.

I liked “Powerless” a lot, GODAMMIT.

Will my health insurance cover a PornHub Premium subscription?

HAW HAW!

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam I invited to that party?

Precisely.

I’m excessively White and I have real trouble telling other Whites apart until I get to know them.

I think it’s terrific (my GF and I rewatched it recently and thought it held up really well), but not by virtue of any “Britishness”, particularly.

I’m from the US, don’t find Britishness unusually charming, and really dislike “Love Actually”. :/

“an exclusively British production with a (nearly) exclusively British cast”

Yeah, neither of those things is particularly charming in and of themselves. 

Folks who (as I do) love this bullshit might also be interested in may time-wasting Facebook page, “Simpsons Quotes Repurposed as Doctor Who Quotes”:

Also, the text says “bull shark” but all that imagery looks like great whites.

“an inspiration for crying in bathrooms”

Wait - what? 

We all knew it was (effectively) done when that finale aired.

I’m still jonesing for more.

See also: Ralph Bakshi’s “Lord of the Rings”, which almost literally ends with narration saying “... and then they won!”