I'm working on my third degree and have never lived in a dorm. Feel I've really dodged a bullet.

When did Lupone do "Les Mis"?

I can’t even tell you why, but I want to batter Zach Braff with steel rebar.

“Sky High" is terrific. What MONSTERS don't like it?

(Shot of empty chair in Batcave.)

*Mooresey

ALL THE BETTER.

There was cookie dough at some point, at least.

“Mullet festival”

“That’s silly, Lois. We look nothing alike. For one thing, Superman does his hair like... THIS. I do my hair like... THIS.”

“Whew! Glad I got that brand sanded off.”

Those are all awful and you should be nationally ashamed.

Yes, yes, I'm sure he'll be fine. What the HELL is "CW Seed"?!?

The local branch of Klingon Assault Group is burning him in effigy right now.

WHAT?

Enh, that toilet seat thing is gonna push it over the edge anyway. D'oh!

I actually learned this from another AV Clubber some years back, in discussion of the TV show “Hannibal”:

I could tell right away - the first Fozzie looked different. Go back sometime and check the first season or two of “The Muppet Show”.

“Eh, you know the most unbelievable part of this story?”

OH IF ONLY