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Xenomorphy Brown

“each of us is a pedant who withholds joy from themselves based on nothing”

- Didn’t know it was based on a game

Geez, just ‘cause "Agents of SHIELD" has the periods in the title doesn't mean you have to type them. See? I left them out right up there! :D

If Juggalos are the Revolution, I'll take obedience and conformity.

In 2020 I’m stumping for I’m A Stupid Moron With An Ugly Face And A Big Butt And My Butt Smells And I Like To Kiss My Own Butt.

A good as Kinmear's Captain Amazing is, maybe it would've worked better without him. Like, maybe the city actually lacks a major superhero, someone has to rise to confront Frankenstein, and Our Heroes are the best they can do. Cutting some of that setup to tighten things up might have helped? I dunno.

“I am a Pantera's Box you do NOT wanna open!"

“There's not enough beer in the world, Spleen, I'm sorry. I'm sorry."

It is a sign of how out of touch with many things I was in 1999 that I had never heard of Goodie Mob and had no idea they were in the movie as supervillain versions of themselves.

It is a sign of how out of touch with many things I still am in 2018 that I still had not heard of them until reading this review.

Anyway,

Wll, maybe he's been through a lot of stuff lately.

(Plays "Taps" imitating trumpet sound through pursed lips.)

It was many years before I realized "Mr. Popeil" is a B-52s song that isn't a B-52s song.

I’m a 47-year-old White man with an MA and I love Elvis.

So Baldwin and Carville are replicants? I knew it all along!

“Go through the vast world and go... ‘Let’s just make a really good movie and not a universe, and see what happens.’”

Deep Roy makes everything better.

I like how you made your voice do a cash register “ka-ching” sound when you said that.

I’m OK with that.