(Plays "Taps" imitating trumpet sound through pursed lips.)

It was many years before I realized "Mr. Popeil" is a B-52s song that isn't a B-52s song.

I’m a 47-year-old White man with an MA and I love Elvis.

So Baldwin and Carville are replicants? I knew it all along!

https://www.theonion.com/christ-article-a-video-1819595653

“Go through the vast world and go... ‘Let’s just make a really good movie and not a universe, and see what happens.’”

Deep Roy makes everything better.

I like how you made your voice do a cash register “ka-ching” sound when you said that.

I’m OK with that.

[Citizen Kane clapping GIF]

This is where I need a GIF of Riker turning to the camera and grinning.

I mooted him too here, and yeah - even his essays have never hinted at any particular conservatism, as far as I can recall.

I’ve liked O’Rourke on “Wait Wait Don’t Tell Me” and have been meaning to look at some of his writing.

Michael J. Nelson? (Depends on your definitions of “brilliant” and “comedian”, I guess.)

Aha... well, listen, neighbor - I’ve been watching a LOT of “ST:TOS” lately, and the truth is honestly somewhere in the middle. :)

“noisy, incoherent, brutally dumb, and almost studiously unfunny”

Yes, yes, very interesting. But what the HELL is going on in that photo?!?!?

As I think someone else here commented, that movie looks like a 14-year-old boy’s idea of what “adult” means.

As in all areas of life, children ruin EVERYTHING.

I mean this would fit right in with Thomas Friedman’s McDonald’s hypothesis, so... potential win?