“A bit of audience etiquette and extremely elemental music theory: Do not clap on the one and three.”

You know how sometimes you didn’t even know you wanted a thing until someone suggested it... ?

I didn’t think it was possible for Katy Perry to get any more awful, but here we are.

“... a bearded Oscar the Grouch.”

I have never seen “Part of Five” and always assumed Jennifer Love Hewitt had always been in the cast, playing a member of the eponymous “party”.

Capnnnmm Mrrrcuuh.

(Unzips.)

What do YOU masturbate to?!?

Travis Richey, the actor who played Inspector Spacetime on “Community”, did try getting a series going, but lack of interest by official entities, then ensuing legal threats, quashed it.

He did start a web series. From what I saw, it was well-crafted, but so close to actual “Doctor Who”, I was kind of like, “enh”.

“MILF Island” would be required viewing for me.

I feel... PRIVATE.

WE are Groot.

Since moving to New Orleans I basically just listen to WWOZ for music.

“Pussy Meteor” would be an excellent name for a band.

Treme is a neighborhood in New Orleans - not a nickname for the city. I sure hope someone got fired for that blunder.

I guess Jensen Ackles is doing well on “Supernatural”, but he moved out of “Smallville” early too.

Their whole obsession with that skinny guy nailed to a cross? That’s some fucked-up shit.

Goddam you for making me laugh at that.

1. His comments don’t seem “half-baked” at all to me.

A little while back I watched “The Crow” for the first time in probably 20 years, along with my girlfriend, who had never seen it.

We agreed that it still works – especially if (as Breihan says) you take it as a fable, and it certainly has the feel of a dark, dark urban fairy tale. Things don’t really have to make…