… and then I can die.

Thanks. Yeah, we were already long-distance for about a year near the beginning.

Best wishes, Monsieur.

"At the very least, maybe Pence will keep it together when dealing with other world leaders."

How do you feel about "he does not represent me"?

Hey - if folks at that age are able to fuck, and able to find consenting partners to fuck, I say bless 'em.

"A 26-year-old man has been married for one and a half years (together for six), but it’s rough. They are having trouble communicating, and they don’t share many interests in common."

Oh, I agree!

"Marc Antony, you greedy thing!"

Oh, no no no. Bugs is just trying to do his thing - take a nap, discover a carrot mine - and some greedy, predatory jerk shows up and harshes his vibe. Bugs doesn't tend to mess with anyone unless they mess with him first.

I'm lovin' it!

No, no… neither of those things would disappoint me.

*Perspective from inside a coffee grinder*

"I'd air me SO HARD."

So we'll see a new season every 8 years or so?

You're watching CATGUN!

Mine was either "Dallas" or "Three's Company". Which might explain a lot.

But her scratches on the tree bark…

Welp… here's half my Christmas list sorted!

"And what haunts me, is that in [the face of this bear]… I discover no kinship, no understanding, no mercy. I see only the overwhelming indifference of nature… And this blank stare speaks only of a half-bored interest in food. But for [roughly one quarter of the electorate], this bear was a friend, a savior."