Wiggity-wiggity - Kermie's in the house!

Just sit on the toilet!

Ooh, that would be awesome.

She was also really good in "Beloved".

Right? That cute little chin!

Yeah, pretty solid. Though the trio from the '04 TV movie were also good.

That was "A Wind in the Door", and it was a cherubim.

Spoilers for a 54-year-old novel, GH!

Trump is the Darkness!

HI-YO!!!

No… no, this is pretty easy, really.

"Someday I may ask you for a favor. That day may never come."

Are you kidding? I WADED into that shit. NOT SEXY.

PEENO NOIR

As a cultural anthropologist, I work with living human subjects, and directly sexulating with them would be a big no-no.

Oh, I could make jokes about it: "I drive my steel-hard auger into the moist, yielding surface until I achieve my goal."

I never did find a way to effectively sexualize wetland surveying and permitting.

I use my clippers, with the lowest guard, on my underarms and pubic area. But I also strategically use a razor down there because for some ungodly reason I have hairs growing right on the goddam shaft.

The difficulty lies in the fact that White Nationalist alpha male bullshit is so ludicrous it's hard to do a parody that doesn't read like the real thing.

You're into some freaky shit, JWMS.