There is no canon in "Doctor Who". :)

I'll see your Hurndall and raise you aaaaaaaaaall the actors who played alternate Doctors for Big Finish! :D

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Well I know MY answer!

Black Mask?

Venkman: "Look, fellas - I know this Bat guy is a dick, but he seems to know what he's doing, and he's got all these great toys."

No one who wants Batman to die could be an evil man!

The first Burton movie had a bit of it too.

You read my mind.

Sure, but both those movies were damn enjoyable.

Wait - what?

"Motorcycles reproduce in nocturnal alleys, groaning with greasy pleasure"

I always have two, but then I've had a stroke!

So I guess cars… park?

Boba Fett would be the baby hunter OF COURSE.

I had my eye on a REALLY sweet suit in the "Hannibal" auction a while back…

That's OBVIOUSLY your grandmother.

(Clutches groin.)

The line "Yodas 'n' shit" has never been more meaningful.

So where can I get a molded dolphin vagina? Asking for a friend.