Thanks Cookie. I'll make us some shortbread as therapy.

Thanks. There won't be any hiring of therapists or counselors until I have a full-time job with health insurance though!

HUH. I've eaten lots of sandwiches alone and it's never gotten me lucky. Maybe you just do it more sexfully.

It's OK - most people assume we're married, and we've both been known to use "wife" and "husband" as shorthand with folks we don't know well.

OK - I was referring back to the letter and glossed over the actual content of Vinny's comment. Sorry!

That would certainly be creepy, but there's none of that in the letter.

She does like to get straight to the banging.

We're not legally married, FTR.

I have my suspicions about the latter…

You mean like exercise working out? We both do, but largely separately as we tend to do different kinds of exercise.

I mean we're not given much to go on, but what possibly made the caller think any given cashier would be "The Unicorn" other than them being presumably attractive and possibly charming?!?

That's how I read it too - that they were really just asking why it seems to be everywhere right now.

At the risk of sounding like that one Bugs Bunny cartoon… "Hansel"?!?

So, ideas about putting the sexual spark back in a long-term relationship?

Well, how are we defining "creepy", for purposes of this discussion?

Yeah, I could never do cardio with discussion and/or narrative. Even the slower bits in my workout mix represent a hurdle! :D

Non-CGI Hulk=Best Hulk. PURE FERRIGNO.

HUH. I haven't heard any of the Benny adventures. Well, we'll see what happens!

Reference for that?

"Kind of makes them part of the problem of not showing 'more accurate history'."