"25.7 Fathoms Down"

"GoDAMmit - rotini again?!?"

I'm fairly certain I will never see this movie, so…

"Monster Factory"?

"Funbags".

"Bepises"?

That was payback for your Trump taint thing.

I wish the first writer had given more information as to the type(s) and degree(s) of his disability. He's in a challenging situation in any case but more detail could make some things clearer.

See? You get it.

You seem to have a surprisingly intimate knowledge of what the Trumps do in their bedroom… or a disturbingly vivid imagination of it.

Jesus God, I wish people would stop using "taint" as an anatomical term. I learned "perineum" in junior high, for fuck"s sake.

Ditto.

DAMN YOU AUTOCORRECT FROM A WHOLE MONTH AGO.

Frog venom sounds like an awful cocktail your ne'er-do-well cousin makes, probably involving Jagermeister and absente.

No, it's real - I'm piggybacking off the neighbor's!

Cleaner?!? I thought that was sex lube!

There's NOT?!?

Uh-huh. I don't know where YOU'VE seen penises that are green with multiple limbs and an enormous eye, but they're not part of MY experience.

Well, I found this one simple but delightful. A solid B!

What if Fillion is playing Carmelita Spatz?