See, from her self-reporting, the writer's behavior sounds fine. "I don't have much experience with this thing, but let's connect by you telling me about your experience with it, and your response to my limited but fun exposure to it."

"Kids these days always feel like they have something important to say"

Only when you're on the floor, suffering the effects of a sudden debilitating stroke, will you learn that she can talk, as she says "Lie down! LIE DOWN! HAHAHAHA!" before eating your face.

It worked for my Master's thesis!

… and because of it, the greatest in the Universe.

Our cat alternates between a plummy, aristocratic tone, and the threatening lilt of a "Children of the Damned" kid.

It is now.

What about bi folks? Where's OUR heaving flesh pile?!?

But I'm not an immigrant! I…

Dear Goddess, no.

I think you misspelled "awesome" there.

I caught a few minutes of the Breitbart radio show while exploring the less-used channels of my Sirius XM today. Christing God, it was the most evil bullshit.

"My dad—apparently not wanting to discuss the long-established motif of the cave that runs throughout Greek mythology with a tired 5-year-old…"

We saw "Star Wars" from the back of Dad's pickup truck when I was about 6. It was a drive-in double feature with "Orca". You know - that movie about a vengeful killer whale obsessively pursuing Richard Harris? It features a dying pregnant orca graphically expelling a fetus onto a boat deck. All this explains so much…

I myself have dated three Erins. So yeah, it happens.

Unboxing toys and shit. I don't get it. I'm not gonna judge, though.

YOU'RE NOT HELPING THIS SITUATION.

You ARE lucky!

Yeah, I dunno.

Best wishes on this new(ish) journey.