People today can have dozens of parents, what with all the genetical technology whoosamafudge and the erosion of nuclear family standards.

(Rabin romps into sunny field of tall grass, immediately has allergy attack, collapses sneezing and choking.)

That reboot had some mojo, but tried to cram way too much into one hour. A shame.

Maybe some sort of post-production squishing? Anyway, I'd watch that.

Diseased Sex Maniacs With Unnatural Lusts

(Basks in the warm glow of superficial validation.)

Really? 'Cause I'd be more interested if they turned him into some sort of dinosaur.

I guess time is taking care of that for us! Huh? Am I right?

The Grandfather Part Two

Now I want shawarma.

And you just reminded me that Trump will be getting his own robot there. Jesus fucking Christ.

Oh - are we doing Scorsese movies without DeNiro too?

You could do a lot worse.

CLASSES, Ken Cosgrove. CLASSES. Jesus fucking Christ.

Well, YOU'RE not Robert DeNiro, are you, DIMENSIONAL BLEEDTHROUGH?!?

As long as we're nitpicking, perhaps this is a Safe Space for me to point out that newts are not lizards, Jimmy Kimmel!

THE SALT SHAKER'S BEEN FUCKING MY WIFE.

I like the way Smalt thinks!

My neither. I find the design work interesting, but the whole thing just feels kind of leaden to me.

"We're the MTV generation - we feel neither highs nor lows."