"Pre-internet, your best option was to somehow get ahold of a porn tape or porn mag…"

We live in Atlanta and have never encountered it. Perhaps this insidious poison has not yet broken through the densely packed cars on the Perimeter.

Seriously? Jesus God, what a bleak hellscape.

"Assigned seat"? Where are you seeing movies?

*ladies

I am adding "hecked up" to my vocabulary.

Well, everything IS made for us!

"It's like jacking it to a horror movie because there's boobs and a girl on girl kiss."

I only know her as the navigator in "Star Trek Into Darkness", but she was an arresting presence in that small role. Interested to see more of her.

Are they going to kill off the interesting leads less than halfway in, thus suckifying the movie an extra 40%, like they did in the last one?

I had never HEARD of Dave Franco until now, and here you are hating him already. I'm ALWAYS behind the curve

Who is this "we" you speak of?

Yes - most of us here ARE boobs.

Hey - folks gotta get meth somehow.

"Rootleaf! I cook!"

"It’s not clear if it’ll be pre-recorded Harrison Ford doling out the drubbing, or some actor…"

Really?

Yes.

A good number of the comments do seem to boil down to "things are different!"

Yeah - the quicker pace (which is really only occasional anyway) is fine with me.