Why not attach each defensive player to a crane, so they can float in mid-air after a sack? Problem solved.

I would watch this every day. 

Speaking of UK announcers calling US games...

The greatest joy I felt during last year’s NFL season was watching the Bears-Packers Thursday night game with the UK announcers. They use British words instead of American words!

This is the only time I’ve ever liked a CC. I’m sick of being copied on emails that have nothing to do with me.

We’ve had many low points in this country over the last two plus years, with irreparable damage done to millions of people, in all demographics (with the exception of white, straight males, of which I am one). That hearing is in the top 5 lowest moments, potentially the lowest moment. The fact that a woman, an…

Oh my God, are you kidding, people? Those are not egregiously cartoonish breast physics, a la DOA Beach Volleyball. I could imagine a pair of breasts moving pretty much exactly like that in a real-life situation. And yeah, while a game is not “real life,” and there need not be any motion to said breasts, what is so…

Anyone find this kind of silly given the context of murdering hundreds of people in a death game built around the same style of another game on the same engine which was built on the story of japanese school children mudering each other that was stolen by a random white lady for a popular book then movie series?

Good, good, fine, fine, whatever.  HUSTLE THE FUCK UP WITH GAME OF THRONES.

Also, as someone who is terrified of flying but also likes to travel and visits my family who live on the other side of the country multiple times of year...the idea that people who are afraid of flying would never willingly travel by plane is so absurd that it makes my brain melt.

“They ruin the dress code, well — ask Adam. Look at Eve. That’s really all you got to get to. You can go back to the beginning of time. All you need is a time machine. And for my own literal interpretation of the book of Genesis to be accurate. And then you can ask a naked man a question he won’t understand because he…

First you have to buy the tweet dinner.

He gone!

Take it off the (registry) board..... YES!

The White Sox minute is a lot darker than I remember.

Did you guys book the honeymoon suite tonight?

I would say 80% of my podcast subscriptions are about current events, which means heavy Trump content, or topics basically about Trump (Slowburn, Embedded).  The competitive market for analysis and deep dives is pretty saturated, and I’m not too keen on submerging myself more than I already have in all things Trump.

Alright, I’ll bite: why are fans upset? 

Imagine being so insecure that a fake woman holding a position of authority in a videogame made you uncomfortable. I'm not at all surprised that their celebacy is involuntary.

Doesn't it seem like, after everything we have seen and heard men do in the last few years, that Tigers transgressions are a bit overblown. No violence (except what Elin did to him with the golf club that we swept under the rug), nothing non-consensual, just a really sad guy who loves to slay muff. I am very sad he…