Jeez. It’s embarrasing how long it would take me to latch Franklin’s tow truck to cars in missions. Remember that Austin Powers bit where he had that little vehicle stuck between the two walls? Yeah, it felt like trying to accomplish that.

Ha!

Thanks man. Where can I follow you for updates on the game?

I know you said it was for iPad, but I was still holding out hope this would be available on my iPhone 6.

This is one of the finest in-depth pieces I’ve read on the gaming industry in a long time.

I like the cut of your jib, Stoutfiles. :)

This is either a PR stunt or they’re looking for feedback on future games.

Yeah, I know.

Ha! Yeah that’s the article is was talking about. It’s really really brilliant!

I’ve only read a bit; generally when aggregate sites feature the posts.

Yeah man, it’s this kind of stuff that makes me want to quit sports gaming forever. Though I’d never actually do it (because these two games own my soul), nothing in my gaming life enrages me like irreversible bugs that the Devs won’t patch on console.

Kotaku - a place where you can wish for more sports gaming pieces and immediately get rewarded with something as marvelous as this! Nice write up!

Thanks Charlotte. This advice will be very useful when hell freezes over and two people really want to sleep with me. :(

Oh, as a side note, this gen has treated me really well. I completed Dying Light, DAI, GTA V, AC Unity and Shadow of Mordor with no problems at all!

Ugh. I’ve quit games-a-plenty over the simple fact that I’m too stupid to remember the damned control schemes. Looking at you twice, Skyrim. And Fallout 3, and Fallout NV.

Yeah man. Who doesn't love hair pie?

Coming from you makes the comment pretty funny. Which one was on your end? Lois? Did you fuck Lois???

Jason, on the bit at the end where she claims she was the one that provided the documents Kotaku obtained. I read it more as, “I released the documents to somebody else who then revealed them to Kotaku.”

That video was rad. R-A-D! What’s that spell? This bitchin’ shooter.

I get that. I know they’re not taking the game away.