But silencers aren’t actually silent nor are they really called silencers.

FIFA is the best way to recreate how boring a real soccer game is.

I can tell a lot of things beyond the fact you don’t like sports.

You question Fall Out Boy, a band (quality be damned) with actual guitars, over Skrillex?

Is Gordon Freeman too much of a masculine cis-oppression figure for this new touchy feely age of SJW self-fellatio?

Are we sure that the cradle is not made of blue legos?

Well they better keep their GPS maps updated considering Russian border “updates” in the real world.

....apparently not super effective, though...

What do you think “incapacitated” means? It’s still stupid. I’ve been around and in a large portion of NATO tracked vehicles. They’re all automatics that would be impossible to stall on a flat, paved surface.

Yea, yea sure. Blame on someone. Russia is great in blaming their problems on somebody else, so why not blame someone for this fire.

To be fair, what kind of tank is incapacitated by stalling it with the handbrake on? Especially when it’s designed to be operated and maintained by conscript troops.

Too bad the missile didn’t ignite and head in the general direction of: PUTIN.

This is photoshop. CIA propaganda from those American pigs. Everything is better in Russia. Far superior to anything in America. (Say with a Russian accent.)

it overheated trying to locate a Malaysia Air 777 flying overhead

Could we not before?

Can we make fun of the Soviet military now?

Not that I really love superhero movies made by Hollywood, heck, the last time I went to the movies to watch one of them was for Guardians of the Galaxy. But at least the ones made by Hollywood are not ridden by really bad acting and crap CGI.

In related news Ivan Semenchuk noted Russian tank designer was found dead of self inflicted injuries in Moscow, Ivan apparently closed the door of his Lada on his head 47 times inflicting fatal wounds.

I should add, I’m glad other countries have four guys standing around while one does the work like in America too. Makes me feel better :D