And unless I’m drunk (not an impossibility before noon) he’s got an iPhone, as my text went through via iMessage.
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There’s really nothing remarkable here. Lots of athletes take time out of their schedule to visit retarded children.
Doesn’t matter had sex.
“hold my pepsi”
Isn’t the new Pirates movie called “Dead Men Tell No Tales”? “Dead Man’s Chest” was the 2nd entry in the series.
Counterpoint: Clerks 2 fucking sucks.
If only there was a way to film those turkeys so they’d all fit in the shot at the same time instead of panning back and forth... Shame.
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Some things don’t dissolve in a cup of platitudes.
It wasn’t after Suicide Squad?
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It’s kind of strange not to see a sentence full of adjectives. It’s just terrible, sad, pathetic. I can’t wait till Betsy Devos ruins public education so all our kids can speak like Donald Trump.
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