“I’m crying” - then it’s probably anal

Dude looks as lost as Helen Kellerman.

Did you guys go to the Daybreaker rave with Drew in NYC?

Hey thanks, that’s really kind of you!

Me and it’s probably not close.

Strap in.

Scott Walker because he’ll give you a few hundred million in public funds to build your own court.

It’s a fair question, Mike.

“What are thoooooose?”

I think this is a very accurate algorithm. I got 7 games for killing a famous African lion, but 8 games for drugging and raping a bunch of women. That accurately reflects Roger’s commitment to the domestic violence space.

“You know who else isn’t buying it? Greg Howard, because he’s black and probably stole it.”

Granted we did, someway, somehow, found ourselves in TWO STRAIGHT AFC Championship games not too long ago...

My friend went to high school with Snyder’s daughter and at a silent auction to raise money for the school Danny Boy donated an autographed picture of himself.

You ruin everything.

It used to be pretty even across the board, but then I wrote a bunch of these columns and they changed that. Not kidding.

So, he just always looks like he’s been drafted by the Raiders.

Amari, you won the lottery.

he scored a much needed goal. His celebration certainly wasn't excessive. Get off it.

and Balo is successful 93% of the time. He was the right man for the job.

There's no way West Virginians would be able to name another state.