Look at John D. Rockefeller over here bragging about his bottles.
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Boy, it’s been a hell of a week for America. With discord rising as a result of the election results, racists…
I’m keeping it together by constantly reminding myself that eventually everyone and everything on this earth will be dead and then the sun will swallow anything that’s left
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Here’s some sports.
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It’s hard to compete with the likes of Lionel Messi, Luis Suárez, and Neymar when it comes to scoring beautiful…
C’mon man, that’s not fair. Sox fans can’t write.
In theory. I’m reality, though, James Dolan.
Just behind “Getting hit by a bus”
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While I have no way of knowing exactly what was on world No. 44 Nicolas Almagro’s mind, he poured a lot of it onto…
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Endurance racing is a hell of thing to endure: For the cars, it’s a test of how well they hold up while being raced…
To watch Stan Wawrinka dispatch Novak Djokovic in the U.S. Open final last month was to see the physical toll the…
The St. Louis Cardinals squandered a perfect chance to tie the game in the bottom of the ninth Wednesday as they…
As a Yankees fan that lives in Boston, I have to say this is a fun Red Sox team to watch.
He’s a professional soccer player. He dribbled past a few guys. Then he kicked the ball.
Oh shut the fuck up. “I just really hate American soccer culture” is quite possibly the most insufferable thing I’ve ever read.
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If for some sad reason you’re a U.S. tennis stan and find yourself sick of big-serving lunk John Isner, you’d be…
Decked out in Agassi-era neons and backwards cap, Lucas Pouille looks like a guy who stumbled onto the court after…
Los Angeles Dodgers play-by-play announcer Vin Scully will retire at the end of the regular season, but before he…
Mario Balotelli has always been kind of a headcase. Of late, his nuttiness has unfortunately overshadowed his…
The Colorado Rockies clobbered starting pitcher Luke Weaver Wednesday as they beat the St. Louis Cardinals, 11-1.