rjmasterson
Rory Masterson
rjmasterson

It’s all of them in a massive tie for first

My personal preference is “please clap.”

The problem with this blog is that this has never happened, ever, to anyone.

Listen, I’m just glad you overcame your stroke and can use a keyboard again. I’m sure your tastebuds will come back eventually.

Does no one remember the Will Friedle Classic “My Date With the President’s Daughter”? I’m only 24 but that’s still my go-to first kid movie reference.

Remember when a baylor bball player killed a guy and nothing happened?

The irony of these results is that if you show them to any of the writers in question they'll simply argue that us stat-heads are ruining the purity of the writing process.