Which is exactly why the NFL has forbidden any future team from being set up like Green Bay - they want every team owned by a single greedy asshole. The term “non-profit” makes Goodell gag.

And yet: a large fraction of people in this country will continue lining up every week to throw money at these reprehensible sweaty taint-stains. We will buy merchandise, we will gamble on fantasy teams, we will pay for TV sports packages, we will allow the NFL to remain a “non-profit” enterprise. We are so fucking…

I hope all these people can learn the following lesson from this: sports franchise owners are not your friends. They are a bunch of fucking snakes who don’t give a shit about you and will fuck you over in a heartbeat if it makes them an extra dollar. They don’t care about your kids or your emotions or your investment…

This is going to make me sound pretentious but I don’t mean it that way at all. Maybe I’m just naturally a fart-smelling asshole, I don’t know.

In the past year, I’ve watched cricket, I’ve watched darts, I watched the final of hurling, basketball (college and NBA), baseball, hockey (lots of hockey), volleyball, lawn…

Is the NFL ‘too big to fail?’

San Diego, you have been liberated from a greedy, assbag owner who wanted you to pay for his playground and a tone-deaf sports league that literally doesn’t care about anything other than money, revels in stupidity, and is slowly killing its players. And all it cost you was eight days a year of overpriced tickets and…

They just announced that he’s at a hospital and has movement in all extremities.

And much respect to Deadspin for not letting this one go and publishing what they have.

This is beyond horrifying.

Turley sounds like the wife who marries an abusive asshole, escapes, but then wants her daughter to date his best friend. Sadly, there’s plenty of those, too.

Ugh. Can we talk about something else, like, forever?

Baseball is bad and boring and meanwhile Steph Curry is putting up 20 points in the first quarter of the first game of the season.

Baseball is a relic of a gone-and-forgotten America eulogized only by assholes like Keith Olbermann and George F. Will.

NFL hates it when their players care about something other than making the league money.

Jesus. Fuck you, NFL. Fuck you right in the ass with a butternut squash.

The NFL: doing everything it can to make you hate its fucking guts, since forever.

Greatest athlete commercial ever.....

I’m getting drunk and... there are baseball games on tonight?

Fuck.