10% sales tax, 9.3% income tax, earthquakes, wildfires, massive drought. I'll take 3 months of snow thank you very much.

That's because you're an asshole. And not just an asshole, but also a complete moron without even the most limited logical reasoning skills.

To have a real choice, it must an informed choice. Tony Dorsett played in the 70's and 80's. He didn't agree to die for your entertainment.

Remember how awesome this year's semifinals were?

You guys are losing your touch. It took 5 whole minutes before a Penn St. apologist came here screaming "HE REPORTED IT TO THE AUTHORITIES!"

The decision to vacate the wins was nearly two and a half years old, so it comes as no surprise that Penn State completely fucked it.

"Football was more important to them than saving children."

Whether you watched football or the Golden Globes yesterday, you were likely exposed to a new McDonald's ad

So Goodell's not going to be fired specifically for this continued fuck-up (although many would argue it's not at all a fuck-up. It's just him taking PR bullets for the guys behind "the shield."). At any rate, that he's not going to be publicly fired and shamed makes me sad. But what makes me more sad is just how…

"I am once more free to enjoy watching these fine young men—who, never forget"

You know who says stupid shit like that? Young people. And when they get a little bit older and realize that time is finite and injuries linger they wish they'd paid a little better attention.

As if I needed another reason to hate the Crimson Tide.

At least the UAB football program can take solace in the fact that they're not Michigan's football program.

I know a lot of people call you mean names for shitting all over the NFL every week, but I genuinely enjoy this weekly installment.

His "free education" cost him the career he should have had after it.

Don't forget the Formula 1 race in Texas today. Thanx for the programming options and just generally shitting upon the abhorrent sport of Football. Though, as someone who recently lost my DTV, if you're watching free T.V. on the weekend, it's pretty much football or nothing. It's as if the networks have pretty much…