10% sales tax, 9.3% income tax, earthquakes, wildfires, massive drought. I'll take 3 months of snow thank you very much.

That's because you're an asshole. And not just an asshole, but also a complete moron without even the most limited logical reasoning skills.

To have a real choice, it must an informed choice. Tony Dorsett played in the 70's and 80's. He didn't agree to die for your entertainment.

Remember how awesome this year's semifinals were?

You guys are losing your touch. It took 5 whole minutes before a Penn St. apologist came here screaming "HE REPORTED IT TO THE AUTHORITIES!"

The decision to vacate the wins was nearly two and a half years old, so it comes as no surprise that Penn State completely fucked it.

"Football was more important to them than saving children."

Whether you watched football or the Golden Globes yesterday, you were likely exposed to a new McDonald's ad

So Goodell's not going to be fired specifically for this continued fuck-up (although many would argue it's not at all a fuck-up. It's just him taking PR bullets for the guys behind "the shield."). At any rate, that he's not going to be publicly fired and shamed makes me sad. But what makes me more sad is just how…

"I am once more free to enjoy watching these fine young men—who, never forget"

You know who says stupid shit like that? Young people. And when they get a little bit older and realize that time is finite and injuries linger they wish they'd paid a little better attention.

I haven't seen it in a long time but this is definitely the one I'm fondest of, because not only was it was the first Bond film I ever saw, but one of the first movies I saw in a theater, along with other 1977 classics like Star Wars, Close Encounters, and Mel Brooks's High Anxiety. A great introduction to cinema for…

Its opening scene is fantastic, its Moore at his best, its got one of the best femme fatales, it gave us Jaws, and its so much better than the book.

As if I needed another reason to hate the Crimson Tide.

At least the UAB football program can take solace in the fact that they're not Michigan's football program.

I know a lot of people call you mean names for shitting all over the NFL every week, but I genuinely enjoy this weekly installment.