jia, i miss you already and to show my support i have taken my parents’ login for subscribed to the new yorker.

yeah mom stay it’ll be fun

jia you could stay

Well, damn. You have been tremendous here. Thanks for everything.

He’s got a good point. Just because Takei is gay doesn’t mean Sulu has to be. Takei is the definitive Sulu, and if he says the character isn’t gay, then he isn’t gay as far as I’m concerned. There’s no reason the gay actor’s character has to be gay any more than a straight actor’s character has to be straight. To…

I was followed home from the park after working my dogs today. I could hear him behind me saying things like “Oh she’s a tough bitch - she bossed those dogs so good - she can boss me - look at this bitch - where’s she going” and I was trying to control my dogs and text my husband to meet me at our front gate as I…

It’s funny I was JUST thinking about that article yesterday because I decided a fan (not a ceiling fan but a normal floor blowy one) is better than an AC provided you are standing directly in front of it.

Good. The Universe is punishing you for your blasphemy.

UPDATE: my new air conditioner broke in the box.

“Are you talking about me or Hillary Clinton, pumpkin?” I asked. “I’m sad because my vaginal elasticity is completely shot. I’m sad because fucking is like hitting a baseball into the Grand Canyon.”

I'm seeing, much to my shocked incredulity, that people do not see how fucking brilliant this is.

J.Lo: Are u Ellie?

It’s commonly accepted that Fahrenheit provides a more accurate description of the ambient temperature and it’s impact on a person’s comfort level. Celsius is cute when used for science experiments, but little else. I’m a big supporter of the US switching to the metric system, but Fahrenheit is just more accurate when…

Seriously. Kara has clearly never had Nesquik. Or Ronnybrook Chocolate Milk.

And several species of animals can't digest chocolate, so that means humans shouldn't eat chocolate either, right?

Cheers to that!

Counterpoint: There is no better snack food than chocolate milk.

Rebuttal: as stated already, lactose intolerance prevalence differs based on ethnicity. Using Asians or Africans to dictate the diets of Northern Europeans (who are largely NOT lactose intolerant) ignores the diversity of human evolution and cultural development. Natural selection shaming, Jezebel? Do you know no…

Counterpoint: Milk is delicious.