Jlo??? I think you mean Ashanti mimed by Jlo thnx

5/9/2016. At work. I thought she was singing “are you Ellie,” too.

I always knew god hated socialists.

I think the class aspect of British regional accents is hard to translate for an American audience. It’s not that this *isn’t* cultural apropriation, exactly, it’s just that dialects of certain working class groups have really complex reasons for incorporating West Indian aspects.

Goop sex:

Wait, I thought we were supposed to be concerned because her legs were getting too muscular?

Boy in da corner was, is, and forever will be my shit

I’ve watched both seasons of Catastrophe twice and am sitting here completely unable to conjure up the scene you describe. I don’t doubt that it’s in the show, it’s just clearly incredibly unimportant to the plot, and I’m baffled that you’re letting one gross throwaway scene put you off one of the best comedies I’ve…

Counter theory and future blind item, Jake is Becky with the good hair.

ol’ toothy tile striking again!

Dammit, now I have to watch A Bit of Fry and Laurie.

This may be a contested opinion

Fry = 58

Yeah I am not sure if an official diagnosis was ever made public (and there’s no reason for such information to be public unless Britney wants it to be for some reason), but I always wondered why everyone said “bipolar” for her. That just seems like a catchall armchair diagnosis for mental health problems that people…

Plot twist!

I want to start rumors about myself that I have secret kids that I never knew about. Because that’s really common for women to do.

This is the best rumor!

Yeah. I caught that much from the blinds. She needs to just own up to the secret child, and becoming a grandparent. At 50, there is no shame in that.

That's a full circle if I ever saw one

May she have an easy and healthy pregnancy.