i have never seen such a perfect example of “bless her heart” personified than in that serena williams bat pat.

Lol subtweeting butthurt things on social media is one of the most pathetic displays of immaturity and insecurity a grown ass adult can do. And it shows that YES, YOU CARE. Even if you feel like screaming from whatever form of rubbing it in your face someone is doing, take a deep breath, walk away from your device and…

okay, so this ariana grande thing. i just don’t get it. like at all. WHY DID SHE LICK THE FOOD? Like why would anyone do that? Is that a normal human thing to do, even a normal spoiled human thing to do???

Prediction: Hamm will be married to a much younger woman, and become a father within a couple of years.

“Coachella & Versace”

She thinks donuts are bad and part of a food system that is chronically unhealthy for America….so she went into a donut shop and licked a donut?

Since Mel Gibson’s youngest is a child I assume he is dating a baby? M’eh I really wouldn’t put it past him.

“I think it’s God’s plan that you mind your own fucking business next time.”

So, my grandpa died on Monday after being in the hospital for about a week. We spent a lot of time going between grandma’s apartment at the senior living center and the hospital, which meant a lot of quick meals at casual dining places because no one had the energy to go home and cook. When the waitress would…

I’m one and done. My line to busy bodies is “I already got a Colin Hanks, I’m not gonna risk having a Chet Haze.”

But also, what does this person think titles of articles usually are? It’s often “so and so talks about x y and z” not “so and so talks about him/herself.” SMH.

I could not stand this guy for a very long time. He was a pontificating asshole who viewed himself as some sort of moral authority on what was funny, proper and allowable. He tore in to other black comics with all the disgust of someone hiding a shit ton of skeletons and surprise, surprise, he was.

I remember first hearing the rumors and allegations about Bill Cosby on the Howard Stern Show in the mid-90’s. True, it wasn’t the 60’s or 70’s but they’ve been around for 20 or so years.

But they don’t deny one of their flight attendants said “nigger”. Perhaps because that happened.

The most shocking thing here is that Ashanti still has fans.

That’s what you get for being an Ashanti fan in 2015.

“I don’t think it’s just women anymore.”

I’m an asshole and have told people that unless they read the Wikipedia pages of both Humanism and Feminism, to instead talk to me about shit they know/understand. Maybe it’s just because I’m old and can’t waste more time explaining the same basic stuff to people who refuse to listen, but in both instances I can…

White lives matter, ethics in journalism, #notallsendersofdickpics, amirite? LOL LOL fuck you

Actually no. Humanism is believing that humans can sort their shit out without the rules of a deity. It’s a form of atheism that believes rationality and empirical evidence are all we need to be better people. Egalitarianism is “I personally think everyone should be equal and that’s good enough for me.”