What about heels? They’re hazardous to my health yet I can’t get into red carpet screenings without them.

This is why I am against pants in all forms. You never know how dangerous they might be.

I guess there wasn’t any more room in those jeans

That doesn’t mean the photographers don’t have a legitimate gripe.

THIS IS THE ONLY STORY I CARE ABOUT ANY MORE SORRY EVERYTHING ELSE IN THE WORLD

I am forever grey so nobody will read this, much less the Bennifer, but if they are splitting up I am so, so sorry that they have to do it in the public eye. Divorce sucks balls and is often excruciatingly painful, even if it is the best decision for everyone involved. To have prying eyes watching that happen would…

I just avoid Facebook for like, the weekend of father’s day and the week after - in case anything gets pushed to the top of the newsfeed a few days later. My dad died 7 years ago and I’ve put the daddy issues to bed, but I don’t need to be reminded of what I was missing. Especially when you consider that a lot of them…

The whole Johnny Depp Amber Heard doggate thing was ridiculous. I love animals so I obviously found the whole we’ll kill the dogs threat to be awful and I hate Barnaby Joyce, he’s a conservative wanker but Australia has a extremely fragile, unique ecosystem. We were separated from the rest of the world for a long time…

Amber Heard is a forgettable actress at best. She could literally be any blonde, mediocre actress in every role I have seen her in. Half the time I don’t even realize it was her until I check the imdb page.

It’s pretty rich of her to construe a homeland security dude doing his job as “trying to get his 15 minutes” considering she hitched her wagon to an aging alcoholic superstar and hasn’t looked back since.

Sometimes I long for the good old days when airing your grievances with your dad was reserved for when you downed one too many drinks at Christmas. Having to do it in person really made the moment special.

Seriously. I had kinda reserved judgment on her until now because it's not HER fault Johnny Depp is going through the worst midlife crisis of all time, but goddamn. What a stupid, useless twit.

Hmm. I really didn’t have an opinion on Amber Heard either way until just now. And now I think she’s an ass.

Well...wow, Amber...thank you for reminding us laws are for peasants and the lower-class scum.

on the contrary, i would actually love to see some serious fucking directing talent brought into the MCU- it’s a Juggernaut (bitch) across a ton of platforms, and i would love to see some hard core artistry applied to it.

Stella was very bland. She seemed like a plot device for Piper, nothing more.

It probably is beneath her but if the movie is successful it will give her the freedom to make the projects she wants and she will be more in demand. Also, I am very interested to see a woman direct a superhero film and the direction she takes.

Do you want a UTI? Because that’s how you get a UTI.

Pretty hard to be slanderous when he didn’t even mention them at all

I love it when a group’s reaction to a point you made serves to further prove your point.