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She's probably not young enough to use her own eggs.

Dear High Court,

I’m not positive how I feel about this. Does your right to autonomy and your right to make decisions about your own reproduction extend to when you’re deceased? My gut says yes, but I can’t think of a really solid logical reason why it should, since you’re dead and you literally dgaf anymore.

Applying the Tom Cruise principle, I assume that any good looking leading-man type actor who lists his height as 5’8 is actually small enough to fit inside my purse.

I met him a few times in Toronto and he was roughly... I want to say 5’5” with brown eyes, smile like the sunrise. But in all seriousness, 5’6” at the very tallest.

Everyone is 2” shorter than the IMDB bio says, and 3-5 years older. That is just science, man.

he’s tall ENOUGH. *WINK*

Fair Enough, I’ve met a few pathological liars, too, and there seems to be a huge range of causes for that, from the disassociated to the narcissistic, etc.

The law in America is that companies have a right to protect profits, in Europe it is the law that they have a duty to protect people. You can see how that might cause some differences.

Right? You’d think that, in fact, he doesn’t have us all in check.

Busta is going to be livid.

Um, excuse me sir:

I think it’s hilarious that the US government doesn’t ban many substances consiered to be toxic/unhealthy/unnecessary in Europe, but DOES ban Kinder Eggs... Because it’s a candy egg that has a capsule inside with a toy that may contain small parts.

Just when I thought passing as a black woman in order to benefit from the cultural and political cache of women of color was the quintessential white privilege move....

Dears Sirs and/or Madams at Merriam-Websters,

I’m willing to bet a lot of money that this woman has at least once uttered the words, “Can I see the manager please.”

The more this story unfolds, the more my head tilts like a dog who has heard something curious but incomprehensible.

Dove for men.