That probably should have happened about 15 years ago
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My mom’s wiener dog Mitzy lived to be 17. Close to the end she wasn’t cute anymore, she was always sick and couldn’t play, but my mom loved her so much she refused to put her down even though it’s what would have been best for both of them. And when she did finally die my mom was inconsolable.
i’m glad the whole plot was announced ahead of time so i can continue to not watch
Jessica Simpson is a southern girl with her Levi’s on and an open heart
Double Creature has really gone downhill after that little chihuahua that looked like Steve Buscemi.
He’s actually very funny and pretty adorable in How to Train Your Dragon 2.
When I decided to run away from home when I was 7 I tried to make one of these to hold my belongings. It fit precisely one Ziploc bag of cherry tomatoes (for sustenance on the road), my teddy bear (obv) and nothing else. Entirely impractical.
That looks ideal for a pickpocket to slip a hand into and grab your wallet and phone while you’re paying attention to the baby.
Well, you know its a great way to combine personal safety with fashion. If someone tries to snatch your purse you can just beat them with the stick it is attached to...
I am offended by the liberal use of the word “real”.
“Real” meaning it has mass and occupies space? Or “real” meaning it was won in a knife-fight, taken off the bleeding body of an actual hobo?
“I will never love my children as much as I hate faggots.”
I don’t think he read the part in the bible about divorce being bad, mmmkay. But hey, that book only matters when they’re trying to be hateful bigots.
Seems to me there’s an easy and obvious solution. Make more money than your husband but tell him you make around the same. Then, every day, leave an envelope stuffed with 20’s on your front porch just before he gets home.
Baby’s gonna be pretty as hell either way
Two hobbits were seen leaving the scene of the crime, headed to the closest volcano.