“And more importantly, it really affected my taste — it almost destroyed it,” he continued.

If a Vegan does crossfit, what do they rush to tell you about first?

i’d like to propose a motion in which all diet books must also include an epilogue chapter detailing how quickly you gain the weight back after stopping the diet

This seems... problematic? Like “I’m Beyonce and I”m flawless but to be MORE flawless limit your diet.”

gotta save up that coke money somehow

and then diplo spent the rest of the day seriously contemplating all possible meanings of the phrase “pot calling the kettle black”

Word.

Like, is that the appropriate use of basic bitch though?

I had my kids later and it has been really great not having tons of financial worries. I really don’t understand the mentality that I sometimes see of “Don’t worry about your financial situation— have kids and everything will work out!” I’m not saying everyone should have to be well-off to have kids, but I think it is…

After watching that scene, she could have asked me to jump out a 10 story window, and I would have done it without question.

Dang. Dave Coulier is full of all kinds of secrets.
You would think he’d have bigger hair.

Quick question, do the fragrances in question have to be bottled and sold to count? Cause I got 18 different smells.

Mr. Seinfeld, respectfully, shut the fuck up.

Shorter version of what he said: “people aren’t allowed to say whatever they want without being called out for their b.s. anymore.”

Hayek looks amazing. I think we can stop there, without qualifying it further.

I highly recommend her Instagram (SalmaHayek). It’s basically just her cuddling animals, eating popcorn, being nice to people, and generally just being a beautiful human being with a really sexy accent.

Now that school is out, can the rest of us make a pact to leave the assholes in the greys? Replying might make you feel funny and superior for a moment but it really is ALL they are hoping for.

Fuck that other reply. Good for you!

All very lovely. :) I expected to read something that was body negative and overly superficial but instead found a heartwarming statement about life partnership.