I feel like if your lawyer is wishing you good luck, you might want to be looking for co-council or another lawyer. Though getting another lawyer right before the trial might be difficult.

Patrick Stewart is amazing and I wish I could be his friend and eat pizza with him, and Ian McKellen can join too :-)

she’s already winning by not having a diss track. she’s not going to win with gross john mayer.

Just once I would like to read a celebrity diet that’s just “cake.” But no, all these stars claim to eat kale and salmon and no carbs and 32 ounces of water per meal. Eat some cake, people!

It’s like Buffy vs. Faith, but with more awful bubblegum pop and fewer wicked knives.

This paragraph just gets more pathetic as the ages increase.

I’ve come to appreciate Mimi but it’s not a state secret that she is prone to anxiety and insecurity. The woman is a known insomniac and drank during a morning show interview She’s had a lot of painful challenges in her life, so I get it. She always seems like she’s battling her weight, her voice, her divorces, the…

Hair and colors are amazing.

True, but that looks like a shitty Naughty Nurse Halloween costume. Ugh.

I don’t normally coo over celeb babies, but damn if North isn’t one of the most adorable children I’ve ever seen! Just gorgeous! So anyway, I guess my answer is this baby wore it better.

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The dancing? Meh.

Thanks, uninstalling now

Poor Sabina! This is some bullshit. If he left blood behind, she must have gotten at least one chomp in. Good girl.

Not even lying this is the proudest moment of my gif using life.

Melissa McCarthy would like to remind shopping malls that “people don’t stop at size 12

Smallest and biggest dick all wrapped into one. How DOES he do it?

Maybe it’s an elaborate reality-TV troll where we think we’re just watching some poor schmucks battling for a pittance, but then in a surprise twist, we all learn how truly morally bankrupt capitalism is?