It’s even a joke in the newest season of Arrested Development, Attitude does not belong on this list.

Oh without a doubt Anthony Horowitz is full of shit, not only did Sean Connery have an accent as Bond but Daniel Craig is also working class but that didn’t stop him getting cast. I think Idris would be a great Bond, he’s a movie star, I don’t think Adrian is famous enough to carry a Hollywood movie but I’d love to…

I think the most charitable reading of his comment is that Idris Elba has a working class accent in real life and therefore Anthony Horowitz thinks he couldn’t cut it as posh James Bond.

That is the best description of Daniel Craig I have ever heard.

Ugh it’s acting, class background doesn’t matter once the actor can do an appropriate accent. Go fuck yourself Anthony Horowitz writer of officially sanctioned fan fiction.

Thanks, I totally forgot that.

Does this mean they’ve finally perfected Marge Simpson hair technology?

That comeback was so weak it seems like it had to be genuine, there’s no way management would sign off on a script that made Miley sound so bad.

Gather round one and all and hear tell of how Miley Cyrus raised on a TV show on a different Viacom TV channel persevered to make a fool of herself and host the VMAs some years later. What a triumph over adversity.

Britney looks fucking amazing, the dress isn’t great but it still might be her best VMA red carpet look ever. It’s a shame they only gave her pity Moonmen after her breakdown, she should have won at least a few when the VMAs were basically about her in the early 2000s.

If they’re going to publicly end their beef this is probably the best way to do it, this puts an end to any speculation while promoting Nicki’s songs. Also even big Taylor fans will probably admit her strongest suit is not her stage presence and performance skills so Nicki looks better by comparison.

If you told me that had started life as a parachute or tent I would not doubt you. Also if it doubles as a hammock if you put a rope through the rings on the pockets I would not be at all surprised.

Did Kanye fashion a tent into a dress on the drive over because the dress she was intending to wear got ruined? That’s the only circumstance I’d find this look acceptable.

A short dress with long sleeves is one of my favourite looks but Kylie is making me reconsider ever doing it again because her dress is so atrocious. I’d rather go out wearing what Rita’s wearing.

I love JoJo but the drapey thing and her pose make it look like it’s one of those weird national costumes from a pageant.

I have not yet absorbed the outfit, but I do want to say she does not look like she’s standing comfortably.

I love the wet hair look on Demi but the dress is so meh that I couldn’t possibly commit to it so fuck that, marry Vanessa because imagine the life you could have with that outfit that isn’t really appropriate for anything in particular but isn’t quite inappropriate either, kill Jeremy Scott because as usual he’s not…

Thanks. I haven’t discussed it with any of my real life friends in case I forgive her and they carry a grudge and she finds herself falling down a flight of stairs sometime with one of my other friends at the top telling her her legs look disturbing.

I think she’ll be really upset that she offended me, so I might take the line with her that that’s not an OK way to talk about anyone’s body and focus on how uncool it is rather than my feelings. I have heard her say negative things about her own weight either to or in the presence of women who were much larger and I…