The Ice Bucket Challenge was tied to donating to charity, this is just using breast cancer as an excuse to fish for pictures of tits. I sincerely doubt this campaign will reach anyone who wasn’t already aware about breast cancer.

I don’t think Kim Kardashian is capable of faking a pregnancy, she’s going to be everywhere getting her photo taken and she’s going to be clearly hugely pregnant because she’s so short, I think they announced when they did because she’s starting to show already. If this does not come to pass I will return to Dirt Bag…

I know the Ice Bucket Challenge made lots of money but I can’t help but side eye any campaign that wants to raise awareness. I’m aware of lots of things I don’t do shit about as are most people, lets aspire to better than awareness.

But she keeps letting them stage the numbers around her, that’s what I don’t understand about it. It’s clear from the disdain she shows while shimmying in the closet scenes that a choreographer was hired for the video. The other divas just stand stock still while dancers dance around them, Mariah could do that but she…

Her Cribs is legendary.

Everyone who wears that tshirt will only ever look like this old lady to me.

One of my favourite things about Mariah is that despite the amount of money that goes into making a video or stage production she cannot muster even the tiniest bit of enthusiasm for even the simplest dance moves, it’s not that she can’t dance although that may be a factor, it’s that she lethargically barely executes…

I definitely need to buy a pencil skirt, I’ve never worn one even though as an hourglass all the rules say I should.

I love the colour of that it reminds me of ice cream.

Those dresses are gorgeous, I love the colour and pattern of the second one. Sundresses do seem to be the way to go, I need to retrain my brain to look for them.

I love that top, I normally wouldn’t go for something with a peplum but it is precisely the kind of thing I should be going for to change up my look.

That sounds amazing, I will definitely invest in more maxi dresses.

That’s a good strategy, I’d rather dress a little “older” than look like I borrowed my little sister’s clothes.

I feel bad for women like that because they’re obviously stuck in the teenage mean girl mode and don’t realise that there is so much to female friendship beyond what they went through in school.

Thanks for the suggestions, I know there’s not the same rules around what’s age appropriate anymore but I don’t want to look like I’m trying to pretend I’m younger than I am especially when I’ll possibly be supervising teenagers.

Ugh I can’t stand people being told to just deal with leering, it’s fine to notice people’s physical attributes but staring is completely unnecessary and unprofessional.

This article has definitely come at the right time for me, my mother gave me a jacket that didn’t fit my teenage younger sister who is almost exactly half my age and it’s made me feel like it’s time my style became more sophisticated. Anyone know how a grown up lady dresses in hot weather?

It was over the course of 5 or 6 years so not that bad. I have tried to harness the bad juju against couples that I think shouldn’t be together but unfortunately it cannot be directed. I’ve just given up on couple friends at this point.

I stopped trying to make plans with other couples after having three different couples break up before we were due to hang out necessitating really awkward phone calls from one partner eg. “I actually don’t know where he is and I don’t care”.

Anything’s an improvement over his formal batsuit but it looks like he kept the gloves.