A Jukebox Musical. There is so much parody material to Cruel Intentions that not writing comedy songs seems really lazy and uninspired.

Is their musical version as good as Annie Lennox’s version of Dangerous Liaisons?

Is Jerry Hall dressed as Little Bo Peep?

An old school fatter Karl hologram.

Oh Britney, she can do better than Iggy as a collaborator and the outfit looks a bit Mrs Dubcek from 3rd Rock From The Sun, hopefully it looks better in the video.

I love it too, I think it's one of Mary's best.

Or Mary J and Terrence Howard?

Thanks to wikipedia now know it was 1992 so after they began repealing apartheid but before universal suffrage, competitors included the first ever non white Miss South Africa. My friend's sister didn't place and was barely in the broadcast but I saw lots of footage of the Sun City resort.

I only ever remember one bit of their show where it was mentioned that both the Backstreet Boys and N’Sync had sued their manager for stealing from them, and they were like that’s so unfair and he’s a great manager. Eventually they also sued him for stealing their money, how could they ever have known?

Yeah there’s absolutely no stakes so it’s not so much a battle as people messing around. Unfortunately I think celebrities egos are too delicate for actual competition or criticism.

In fairness Chrissy did rip in to John for his shitness and there is entertaining shit talk between competitors but yeah it’s a very enthusiastic atmosphere.

Yes, if you can’t do the dance pick another song, John Legend doesn’t really understand the game.

Oh My God this is totally giving me flashbacks to when I was a child and my friend's sister was in Miss World so I was allowed to stay up late to watch it, it was held in Sun City South Africa in the early 90s and even child me was aware of the awkwardness of how recently many competitors would not have been allowed…

I’m not saying nobody should like it, it’s just really inappropriate for a boyband’s typical audience. For me it’s up there with the song below for most ill judged boyband single.

Ok Chrissy Teigen’s role on the show is ill defined and sexist and LL is not the greatest host the world has ever seen, but the trash talking and lip synching are entertaining. Perhaps it does not deserve to be a whole show but it’s more fun than a lot of things on TV, where else can you see Common dressed as Lionel…

Never Forget there was a boyband with a song called Liquid Dreams.

She was asked about Beyonce and raved about how great she is and then the interviewer asked her about JLo and the I don’t know her ensued. She has said it about other people since but it is peak Mariah shade.

Jennifer Lopez claiming not to know is particularly fabulous when you know it’s Mariah’s favoured method of shading JLo.

I know they’re successful and I’m happy for them, I just feel Tamera’s role on a talk show is a more natural fit than a cookery show. They seem like people to chat to rather than learn from.