It's like the Taliban destroying the Buddhas all over again.

It's worse than that, it was homework she had corrected there was no need to say anything in front of the whole class as she handed it back. She could have taken him aside or just written a note on the essay itself, she was a terrible teacher. She also arranged our seats so I had to sit next to a bully who hated me in…

A 12 year old classmate of mine wrote in an essay about going to a concert that he went to see The Chippendales and the teacher explained to him in front of the whole class that they were male strippers not a band.

I meant the most important distinction that led to how they were treated starting out, Eminem proved himself due to his talent but if his first hit was him putting on an accent and claiming to the realest he'd have been rightly laughed at too.

That's true, Iggy's music is generic club bangers whereas Eminem was never just a singles artist, he sold albums precisely because he had something to say. I would be far more interested in Iggy's work if she brought something of herself to it and that means acknowledging who she is and how different her background is…

I'm not denying Eminem's talent but even with his ability if he came out rapping in a foreign accent he would have faced the same hostility Iggy has. Also when he started he did have to prove himself, it's disingenuous of Iggy to act as if everyone accepted him right away and they're giving her a hard time for no…

Most important distinction between Eminem and Iggy is he raps in his own voice using his own accent.

It would be an absolute shambles but I'd watch.

Sex life still amazing!

his natural instincts to run were somehow gone.

Yeah keeping the same first names seems a bit mean Larry in particular is an incredibly selfish character, you wouldn't want to be compared to him.

Jason Biggs is terrible but I enjoyed how awful Larry and Piper's best friend were, they were good examples of drama queens without any self awareness.

These skills seem like they belong on a checklist where if the answer is no you shouldn't date the guy let alone move in with or marry him.

People claiming to be allergic to things they just don't want to eat does make it much harder to get your food allergies taken seriously. I make a point of showing my epi pen to servers to make it clear I'm not just being demanding.

This case is so horrific, not only did they gang rape her they penetrated her with metal rods and pulled out her intestines, I'm generally against the death penalty but I can't say I object in this case.

Congrats Lesbian Shitasses! Consume your victory nothingburgers with appropriate joy.

I think the Kelly/Christina feud is the most high school dispute I've ever seen among celebrities, it's not that they're rivals and it appears it wasn't started by any actual difference of opinion or anything, it seems Kelly just took against Christina and could not contain herself about it.

The Kelly Osbourne/Christina Aguilera thing isn't really turnabout is fair play though, Kelly dissed Christina on the Osbournes and then took every opportunity to say nasty things in the media about how Christina was a cunt, she'd snap her like a twig, she looked like a drag queen etc. Christina avoided addressing the…

Hopefully she's realised that just because you were in a reality show as a teenager that doesn't mean you have to be a "TV personality" for life. She doesn't need to work for money she could pursue pretty much anything she wants, it's kind of sad she chose fame.

Further Babyfuturism ideas: baby wins Best New Artist at Grammys, baby is Snake Plisken in Escape From New York because you've got to cover dystopian bases too, baby wins Booker Prize, baby is scientist at Large Hadron Collider.