Me too, he'd never be aggressive so if I wasn't into it I'd just push him away and that would be that. He'd occasionally sleep talk too.

They'd better improve the choreography this time, Channing did so much more dancing than the rest of them in the first one. Some of those dudes just walked around, not cool.

Everything Mallory writes is so funny, I think she's my sense of humour twin. I didn't know that there was a specific article that it was a parody of when I read it, I thought it was just making fun of the general sentiment.

Mallory Ortberg's response to the father of girls article on The Toast is amazing.

True. I just didn't want people to chime in and say he hadn't been sentenced yet and that I could be totally wrong and it was unfair of me to speculate. I hope he gets more than a slap on the wrist and that he's banned from owning a gun.

It's depressing that he could receive a light sentence for killing someone.

Isn't this wasting police time, school rules aren't the law and should not be enforced by the cops.

Yeah if a student isn't following school rules shouldn't you call their parent/guardian not the cops? If there is a reason for the student to need to make or take phone calls surely the rules can be bent for their benefit. If not there are in school discipline methods.

The only thing that convinces me it isn't is that she's actually doing a dance routine.

Wow those impressions are so good.

Yeah with a little sidebar about phishing and how to keep all your details as safe as possible online, why not take the useful angle?

Instead they could have run an article on cloud computing and the merits of cloud storage services, but no why educate when you can trot out some insulting bullshit.

I really want to buy that sports bra now. Serena is awesome.

The point I made about being famous is that a lot of monogamous non-famous people have lists of celebrities that they could sleep with and not get in trouble with their partner, I can only imagine the amount of fucking of other celebrities that could go on in a casual non-exclusive relationship between famous people.…

Some women show early and as soon as they're showing the paparazzi start speculating. So they might announce at 3 months as is traditional, but because it's been reported for so long it's seems like they've been pregnant for longer than the 6 months you might know a neighbour or acquaintance was pregnant for.

Oh I know that it's just with the conservatorship her father has full legal control over her so I don't think he's willing to pursue less profitable avenues for her to fill her time with. She may want to develop other skills or interests but she is not the one steering the ship.

It definitely wasn't good manners and you seem to know more about this than me, but if you're famous and seeing someone non-exclusively this is the kind of thing that should be foreseeable. If certain people were supposed to be off limits he could have declared that. I think in the song he characterises it as cheating…

I think they don't know how to handle her mental illness so keeping her scheduled and working to fill her days is the best way they know how to keep her out of trouble.

I wasn't implying that they were touring separately, I just meant that when you're famous and travelling a lot even when it's together you have more opportunities to get with another celebrity. Plus staying on the same floor but not in the same hotel room says a lot about the status of your relationship. I just think…

Can you not tell her it takes a village and then outvote her on vaccination?