I think it's important to note that this is all following a pattern. The first big celebrity sex tape of Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee was literally stolen from them and then distributed online. The hacker who stole images from the email accounts of Scarlett Johannson and others is in prison but the idea that drove…

So happy she has a new gig now True Blood is over. She's had a long career she was the woman with man hands in Seinfeld.

It must be terrifying to be a young woman in Hollywood, this is the second time someone has hacked personal pictures on a large scale and with the rise of cloud computing some of them may not have known their pictures were saved online where they could be accessed.

Of course Wrecking Ball isn't about Liam, that would imply that she had something to do with it being written.

Yeah in my head goddamn it is always in her voice, just like fucking asshole is in Tara from True Blood's voice and good news everyone is Professor Farnsworth from Futurama.

It is a crucial scene that requires at least implied nudity. I'm glad they worked something out.

Can we all just agree that Leann Rimes is a terrible person and not listen to a single thing that comes out of her mouth unless it's sung?

In fairness it was only 6 complaints, and lesbian and gay relationships are often depicted in UK TV shows.

That's weird, because although Ireland has more redheads than most countries Scotland has way more. I don't believe Irish red hair and Scottish red hair are empirically different.

I didn't know Jamie Dornan was doing a Sinn Féin movie. English people generally don't have the vowels to do an Irish accent justice.

I'm really good at face detail so I always think eh kinda when resemblances are brought up, but when celebrities get work done and look to me radically different other people say they still look the same and it baffles me.

Does he have a nautical themed pashmina afghan?

It's amazing how differently people perceive faces, whether they see all the details or just seize on one feature or another.

Because we need to be told that Halle Berry's forearm with Sofia Vergara's elbow and Selena Gomez's hands is the ideal we should all aspire to.

They made them into a far blander woman. I think to be a great beauty a person should be able to pick you out of a lineup of similar looking people, erasing character makes people less memorable.

I don't think that's as pretty as either of them. But at least it's not one of those Franken-women where they choose one feature from a bunch of celebrities and then make a creepy image out of it.

I think he would probably fall between two pillars in not being bad enough to be in a secure ward but also not being safe enough for most sheltered housing or other services that are aimed at the vulnerable.

Sing it Jean-Ralphio!

Derry: not just famous for Nadine Coyle's accent anymore!