You as a man can’t relate to the idea that you might one day be raped? Oh, fella, if you only knew. Men are raped all the time. It’s not their fault and it’s just as painful, humiliating, and degrading.

I wish men would stop saying this. We don’t have value because of our relationships with men - we are people with worth no matter whether we’re related to you or not. Instead of thinking, “what if this happened to my wife/sister/mother/daughter” try thinking “what if this happened to me.” Because that is what we think…

Second-best line: “You hate me and threaten me and want to fire me silence me and kill me for expressing my opinion on your boy, Colin Kaepernick.”

The thing (for me) that’s so seductive about this whole cult isn’t necessarily the idea of having three hours a day to work out (though obviously that’s amazing) but rather the fact that working out for them is so, sort of, passive? Like they have assistants and a trainer and a cash flow that just ....make it happen…

Is it really funny?

The best proverbs are Haitian.

In France, everyone sends sexts with their kids in the picture. Americans are such prudes.

Exactly, I have an African Proverb on my wall that says If you want to get someplace quickly, you should go on a lion because they really are the fastest animals.

Leslie is most definitely Daenerys.

Oh, have you ever seen the Wire? It’ll really open your eyes

Yeah, we do. But the thing is, headphones should/could be this thing, except for the bone-deep sense of entitlement that many men have. Their time, their attention, their boner is more important than anything a woman could possibly be doing.

I’m sorry; I can’t. My body will not physically allow me to move. I’m lucky if I can pee if there’s someone in the same room. And heaven forbid if my body doesn’t shut down entirely, I will rattle the sanitary box and TP holder just to create a very credible distraction.

Why are you telling people women poop. YOU ARE GIVING AWAY OUR SECRETS.

Thank you. I really wanted to say all that but I should’ve been asleep hours ago & I just couldn’t summon the will.

Pretty much anyone who’s ever been sexually assaulted or done anti-sexual violence prevention work is deemed “biased” in sexual assault cases, and dismissed from the jury pool due to their supposed inability to be “impartial”.

You’d be surprised how much people forget (or sometimes “forget”) when they go through voir dire. I was a homicide attorney for five years, and about 50% of my jurors checked “no” next to the box that said “has any family member or friend ever been the victim of a crime.” 10000% (edit: that was a typo but I’m keeping…

Swift hadn’t been raped. She had been groped by a DJ.

Excellent sentiment and excellent use of .gif. The public grabbing is just... too much. He looks like he’s Rocky touching Janet’s boobs for the first time.