Your tears are delicious

Why draw attention to this guy doing this, though? Don’t you think that has the potential to draw negative interest to this and get him in trouble?

Hello Gawker my old friend.

His punishment will almost certainly be a lifetime ban from Blue Jays games. Or, if he has a really good lawyer, he’ll get a lifetime ban from Blue Jays and Leafs games.

I watch a whole lot less NFL than I used to.

Guy hitting .205 in High-A ball is worried about the wrong Mendoza.

My money’s still on a ghost. Specifically:

I’m not gonna tell you guys how to do your jobs, but...

I dunno, that one guy who ripped off his Browns jersey when Cleveland lost to Baltimore last year on that blocked field goal might come close.

Christ guys, are you trying to hand West Virginia and Arkansas to Trump!?

Rocket McFadden is totally voting Hillary.

Nah, this should be a one-time gimmick. And at any rate, Knick fans lack the requisite delusion of grandeur and sepia sense of preciousness.

I sure hope he’s not going to bail unexpectedly like this in the middle of his speech at his inauguration as President of the United States.

He only made the putt because someone in the crowd told the ball to “get in the hole.”

Another good Getty photo:

This is what makes the relegation/promotion model so great.

It triggered my laughter, that’s for sure.

Sure, everyone makes a big to-do about Fernandez passing away, but no one so much as blinks at Beltre’s poignant homage to Arnie.

Overeact much? He’s just a kid being stupid. That uncomfortable waterboard comment suggests you have bigger problems.

All religions suck.