No.

*Reads comments*

Ok every single one of you in the comments, just get out. I don’t want to hear no shit, just go

*Jumps in front of bus*

What a time to be alive.

Milk gives me allergic asthma - that’s why I’m not racing in the Indy 500 (plus maybe one or two other minor reasons).

No snark, it’s funny when kids get hurt

He’s only playing so long to pay off his massive student loan debt. Four full years of tuition at Wake Forest. Yeesh.

The Padres has a farm system too.

Joe may be gone but his legacy lives on.

“Cry, me”

Nah.

At least he didn’t call them the ‘Yoffs.

-Arsenal fans, every year for twelve years.

“Robert E. Lee” came in second.

Must be a shitty macrobrew. Gotta figure he’d be headed for the NBA if he had any hops.

Future Hot Take: “Beer overpriced, nowhere to be found late in game”

Ah, sports comment sections...where what might have happened is more important than what actually DID happen. Bravo

This is stupid.

How this story was reported in my local news:

Sure, I can appreciate that. I think my valuation of Ruth takes some of that into affect as well, though a bit more subliminally. No, Ruth didn't protest Vietnam and get thrown in jail, but he is pretty much the genesis of the adoration and business of professional athletes/sports.