never order anything that isn’t Heineken or Guinness. unless it’s free, then drink whatever comes your way

I cannot possibly imagine using pot for pain relief in the way Vicodin or Dilaudid is. it seems like it would make things worse

the soccer writing on this site is so consistently awful that it’s actually quite impressive.

someone in the last article on this had it right - put the statue back up so we can desecrate it

you forgot ‘smoke weed when you get home’

once in a generation? mans a late first rounder and he’s a once in a generation talent, okay

I’ve lived in england for the past 3 years and even I think you have too big of a boner for english culture

I was in Sleaford on that day, trippy. I’m 50% sure I was the first american to set foot there since the War

I’ve seen DS commenters joke about far worse. granted that joke wasn’t funny

HAHAHAHA! no wait, that joke was shit. do you know how many fanboys Simmons has?

one of the greatest receivers of all time and only two playoff games to show for it

Mary was knocked up by some rando and made the whole son of god thing up as a cover up

‘Most of MLS’s best players are those who got too old to hack it in Europe and decided to come over here and dominate as generously-compensated ringers.’ umm like who? besides Villa and Kaka - though both of those arguably had some quality years in Europe left - I think you’re confusing ‘best’ with ‘highest profile’

if you don’t cry from laughter at the purple drank mixing sound effect at the beginning I genuinely feel bad for you

as if anyone south of DC has ever watched Jeopary

no one under 55 cares about baseball. just like how no one under the age of 23 cares about football

when will the story that Fetty Wap is just a Remy Martin marketing campaign be written? consider that a tip for you deadspin

this comment makes me dread having to leave college and join ‘the real world’

this is deeply upsetting to watch. it’s like something you’d see Hitler Youth doing

as a casual fan (and fading) of the NFL I thought he’s been out of the league for genuinely 5 years now