those countries haven’t had race riots going on continuously for the past year

doing my best, immigration isn’t easy though

fuck this country, when I abroad and people ask me where I’m from I say New Jersey now. being from NJ is less embarrassing than being from the US, how messed up is that?

yes. didn’t read the rest

money would be better served going to a shelter

who the fuck would shell out for eyelid surgery on a puppy

I’m not high enough for this shit

are you the guy that did the Jon Taffer role playing on twitter? you’re the man, man

have someone take a picture while you’re speaking when you’re not expecting it and see how dopey you look

the Frontier Greys are an independent baseball team that doesn’t have a home stadium or city. their entire existence is a road trip.

go to any college in the US now and you’ll see at least a third of the guys there wearing those exact same shorts

I pity whoever has to moderate this comment section

have 20-somethings ever cared about golf? because neither myself nor my friends give a shit about it (with the exception of Rory gossip, though they are british)

being a crack addict ruined his life, not TMZ

then why would it be sad. learning how to converse is a part of being a person. we could all stand to get better

I hope between countries a lot so can’t text a lot of the time and no one my age checks their email

I never said anything like that

gotta get that twitter handle out there as much as possible

le wrong generation

quite a broad statement to say that everyone’s lives would be better off without facebook