what’s the over/under on the amount of stars the most popular Will Smith/Fresh Prince joke in this comment section will get? I say 35.5

they very much are broken. my canvas pair got 2 holes plus a gimpy sole in only 1 year of city wear.

spurs are too classy to be monstars. what a classy organization

‘I’d tell you to go to Hell but seeing as you live in the U.S. you’re already there.’ realest shit I’ve ever seen on this site

americans can also take solace in the fact that no one cares about baseball

your wife make you delete that article about your kids yesterday drew? EDIT - never mind, kinja broke for me earlier

I've been in that range for a few years now. I tell my parents often that I feel sorry for them (I actually do know everything though <_<)

having kids sounds horrible. I’m convinced all fathers who say it’s a worthwhile endevour are just trying to convince themselves their lives don’t suck

Hmm wonder why you left out the goalkeeper

‘kin hell your jokes have been terrible lately

I went to an upper-lower-middle class high school and saw them only sporadically

‘Two of the school cops’ what sort of school has police officers? only in this fucked up country...

also both the Nets and the Knicks finished higher than the Timberwolves last year, who I’m sure you know are in the West.

IM chats are like dreams, no one gives a fuck besides those directly involved no matter how funny you think you are

the rest of the world actuall cares about male soccer

in what universe does one sport league mean more than another sport league. it’s all meaningless

big markets could never coast. it just so happens that lots of them were really well run franchises, that’s why the Knicks haven’t made a big name FA signing since, what, Earl Monroe?

the Lakers are sending picks away to GET Hibbert? that’s so backwards

I’m taking this for a surgery I had yesterday. I don’t understand how people can take them for pleasure, horrible drug

how the hell can hookah be illegal? and how can someone like it enough to justify getting one illegally?