Putting your feet up on the dash like that is a good way to get your legs hella broken in an accident.

He’s a venture capitalist, so he doesn’t see it as much “shoving a basketball player” as “disrupting the sports fan experience paradigm.”

It’s a very literal metaphor for the Bay Area that an old rich capitalist guy is pushing out the PoC talent that makes the location at all enjoyable.

LOL she has deleted all those photos. 

A venture capitalist pushing around an actually talented person at their place of business? Wonders never cease.

Imagine having that much money and going out in public wearing a trash-ass outfit like that. Nice yellow and blue emericas ya fuckin’ nerd! Pants lookin’ like he asked the store manager for the “old white guy who doesn’t know his waist size” special head-ass. Simply could not be me.

Drake: I’m going to be the most dislikable courtside presence ever!

Yeah, that’s exactly what she’s saying: that the reporters absolutely knew who he was and chose not to report it.

“Look, if I can’t push around the labor literally, then what’s the point in owning a franchise?!”

Get your damned feet off the dashboard!! I get pissed if someone does that in my stupid Ford, whatever she’s rolling in costs 3 times what my house does...

Pitting two women against each other because the rich-but-not-famous one SLIGHTLY leaned over the rich-and-famous one to briefly talk to the latter's rich-and-famous husband. This truly is the content I come to Jezebel for.

Yet another example of the NBA being so sold-out that they can’t see the potential for a major disaster. What if Lowry goes diving into the stands and lands on Beyoncé, seriously injuring her? You could measure the rest of his life with a stopwatch at that point. What if Shaq had hustled once in his career and dove…

It was Jeff Van Blundy. He said he would have been pissed too if Lowry ran into him that hard. Van Blundy must have forgotten the Ron Artest rule!

You are out of your element, UK

I can't remember which one of the announcers basically said Lowry was in the wrong, but it pissed me off (as at the time, they still didn't have an answer as to why he was upset; just assumptions). But what I didn't understand is how does not a single one of them state the obvious, which is if you sit courtside, you…

Some people are saying the guy was mad because he smashed a woman the guy in the blue polo was sitting near? Bullshit excuse for the simple fact that these mf’s had COURTSIDE SEATS. That’s like going to Benihana and getting mad a shrimp or a piece of rice flies at you.

Terrible take. It’s not the players’ responsibility to keep the people in the big-money seats safe, their job is to keep from getting themselves hurt. Lowry did nothing wrong. This guy should have kept his fucking hands to himself, period.

You do understand that if you buy a courtside seat, a player landing on you is a very real possibility? You also understand that there was like zero malicious intent right? You seem like you must get in a lot of fights. I hope you don’t go out to crowded bars, like ever.

If it’s easy to understand what Lowry meant (and it is) then choosing to be fussy about the grammar is little more than a tiresome personal affectation.

> Lowry crushed the woman in the chair behind the one he crashed into while chasing the ball and didn’t appear to make any effort to soften the blow.