Lifting their truck has nothing to do with obstacles, or utility.

A more authentic Apple commercial, based upon my experiences using Siri:

Your honor, the facts here are simple.

Hundreds of billions of dollars in Covid relief checks sent out with no means testing—manna for everyone

The biggest obstacle to the console-free future in the US remains the same now as it did 10 years ago, which is that the internet infrastructure is complete shit. Considering there do not appear to be any particularly large changes coming in the next 10-20 years, we’re going to be in the exact same place we are now,…

Maybe they could stop paying 10s or 100s of millions of dollars in salary to management who seem to only come into the office to play grab ass and talk about hoors over cigars? That should save some money.

What? Is the body made out of 14 caret gold? Where is the “ 6 million” dollars worth of anything? It looked like a big beluga whale on wheels. I’d literally be too embarrassed to be seen driving this thing and even more embarrassed to admit I had spent 6 million dollars on it.

The “surprise visit” component was obviously bad and probably illegal in most states. The other aspects though? I can’t really fault them. “Background noise” is woefully generic, and you’re right - a bullpen in a call center is hardly silent. By the same token, it most likely does not also have many of the noises that…

Are you from Texas by chance?

It’s hard to tell because even their new stuff looks 8-10 years old already.

Hiring?

He saw a black dude and an NBC logo, I doubt he even thought about the weather. His tiny Fox-poisoned brain probably jumped right to BLM or CRT or something about fraudulent votes.

Not necessarily low intelligence, but there is definitely a correlation between low-education and low-income, as better educated people can get better jobs. Much of the predatory business ecosystem for the poor depends on their innumeracy. Besides Dollar stores, there are those awful “Checks Cashed”, “Payday Loans”,…

Maybe Tom and Rita got the wrong baby at the hospital. Perhaps a DNA test is in order. 

Personally, I wish they could just tone down the crazy until my kids are vaccinated. Then they can go back to their regularly scheduled death cult.

Ah, cruise ships: like a regular vacation, except everything--including the roller coasters--is a little bit shittier.

Any solution to SLC’s water issues that involves the *ocean* is going to make living on Mars seem cheap.

I can't remember the exact details, but where this guy screwes up is that he started charging for premium accounts or something. Most ROM sites are free, but he brought money into it going directly into his pocket.

Been listening to her since Escaflowne!

The plastics that they’re made of break down after years of temperature cycles. If you leave the seat in the car, it can get down to sub-zero temps in winter and well over 100 degrees in direct sunlight.